16. December 2025

SPARKY

DivKid Dives Deep: BATHYMETER Turns Human Gestures into Modular Mayhem

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DivKid Dives Deep: BATHYMETER Turns Human Gestures into Modular Mayhem

DivKid’s back in the bunker, this time with the BATHYMETER—a four-channel human gesture recorder from Decapod Devices and Mega Modular Corp. Forget sterile LFOs; this thing captures your slider wobbles, finger jitters, and all the wonky Dilla-esque rhythms you can muster. With DivKid’s signature blend of nerdy enthusiasm and dry wit, we get a hands-on tour of a module that turns human motion into a modular street weapon. If you like your modulation organic, unpredictable, and a bit cheeky, you’ll want to see what this beast can do—because some tricks just don’t translate to text.

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16. December 2025

TAS

Free Beat’s Woovebox Jam: No Cuts, All Chaos – Aussie Style

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Free Beat’s Woovebox Jam: No Cuts, All Chaos – Aussie Style

Strap in, mates – Free Beat’s back with a Woovebox session that’s raw as a backyard BBQ at 2am. No edits, no safety net, just pure, unfiltered jamming on a synth that’s as unpredictable as a Melbourne weather forecast. This isn’t your average Sunday Session; it’s a 10-minute sprint through sound design, live recording, and a few glorious stuff-ups, all with Free Beat’s signature practical flair. If you reckon you can handle a bit of chaos and want to see what the Woovebox can really do, this is the ride for you.

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Underdog Electronic Music School: Cymbals as Sonic Storytellers—Inside the Cymbalsmith’s Workshop

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Underdog Electronic Music School: Cymbals as Sonic Storytellers—Inside the Cymbalsmith’s Workshop

Step into the shimmering world of cymbals, where metal breathes and every strike unfurls a new sonic landscape. Underdog Electronic Music School guides us through a poetic encounter with Mariano, a cymbalsmith whose hands coax nebula drones and magnetic resonance from raw bronze. This is not just a lesson in percussion—it’s a meditation on the textures, ghosts, and colors that cymbals bring to both traditional and electronic music. Prepare to drift inside the heart of resonance, where each sound blooms like fractured light and every detail is a story waiting to be heard.

15. December 2025

SPARKY

Chris Laps Unleashes the Roland P-6: Pocket-Sized Sampling Mayhem

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Chris Laps Unleashes the Roland P-6: Pocket-Sized Sampling Mayhem

Chris Laps dives headfirst into the Roland P-6, a sampler that’s so compact you could lose it in your rave bunker, but with enough power to start a toaster-fight at any jam session. This isn’t your average plastic box – Chris shows off a machine that’s bursting with features, from filthy sample rate tricks to a buffet of effects. If you’re after a no-nonsense look at what this pint-sized beast can do, with plenty of hands-on action and zero fluff, you’re in the right place. Prepare for sharp opinions, dirty grooves, and a sampler that might just redefine what you

15. December 2025

SPARKY

Starsky Carr vs The Chorus Symphony: When Cheap Gear Slaps and Clusterboxes Die

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Starsky Carr vs The Chorus Symphony: When Cheap Gear Slaps and Clusterboxes Die

Starsky Carr is back in the bunker, pitting the Behringer Chorus Symphony against the notorious Clusterbox—and let’s just say, one of them doesn’t survive the night. If you’re after lush stereo chorus that turns your Rhodes and Jupiter pads into a 3D rave, Starsky’s got the demo for you. But beware: the Clusterbox brings more noise than a broken toaster at a warehouse party. This isn’t just a pedal shootout, it’s a lesson in why sometimes cheap gear absolutely slaps, and sometimes it just gives up the ghost. Dive in for gritty sound examples, honest banter, and a verdict you

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15. December 2025

SPARKY

Rapid Flow’s Garage Makeover: From Echo Chamber to Sonic Street Weapon

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Rapid Flow’s Garage Makeover: From Echo Chamber to Sonic Street Weapon

Ever wondered if you could turn a garage that sounds like a cathedral into a studio that actually slaps? Rapid Flow’s Erik just did it, and he’s giving us the full, no-BS tour. Expect clever gear moves, DIY acoustic hacks, and enough workflow tweaks to make your head spin. If you’re tired of sterile, overpriced studio builds, this one’s for you: real gear, real mistakes, and a space that finally lets the music flow. Pull up a chair, because Erik’s approach is as sharp as his synth collection—and there’s plenty to steal for your own bunker.

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14. December 2025

SPARKY

Devin Belanger’s 3rd Wave 8M: Wavetable Wizardry in a Box

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Devin Belanger’s 3rd Wave 8M: Wavetable Wizardry in a Box

If you think wavetable synths peaked in the ‘80s, Devin Belanger is here to slap you awake with the Groove Synthesis 3rd Wave 8M. This isn’t just another PPG clone—it’s a compact, modern beast with a screen that’ll make your full-size rig jealous. Devin, known for his sharp reviews and no-BS style, dives deep into the 8M’s sound, workflow, and quirks, showing why it’s more than just a nostalgia trip. If you want a desktop synth that can throw elbows in the studio and still fit in your backpack, this review is your rave bunker briefing.

14. December 2025

RILEY

Sanjay C’s Free Plugin Mixtape: The Only Download List You Need This Month

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Sanjay C’s Free Plugin Mixtape: The Only Download List You Need This Month

If your wallet’s emptier than a Monday night open mic, Sanjay C just dropped a video that’ll fill your DAW with more free sauce than a Chicago hot dog stand. This week, he’s rounding up the freshest, wildest, and straight-up unmissable free plugins—no coupon clipping required. From granular reverbs that’ll turn your snares into space clouds, to synth comebacks and holiday giveaways, Sanjay’s got the beatmaker’s back. If you’re trying to level up your sound without selling your sneakers, this one’s for you. Let’s dig into the best freebies that slap harder than my grandma’s wooden spoon.

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14. December 2025

RILEY

sunwarper Digs Up the PO-33: Old School Grit Still Hits Different

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sunwarper Digs Up the PO-33: Old School Grit Still Hits Different

You know that feeling when you’re drowning in new gear hype but your wallet’s screaming for mercy? sunwarper gets it. In this video, our LA beat wizard ditches the shiny toys and dusts off the Teenage Engineering PO-33, proving that sometimes the oldest box in your drawer still slaps the hardest. With his signature blend of cinematic vibes and streetwise hacks, sunwarper flips samples, rides the groove, and shows why this pocket-sized sampler still earns its keep—even if it’s got a few quirks. If you’re hungry for inspiration and not just specs, this one’s for you.

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The Midlife Synthesist Unleashes a Portable Powerhouse: MPC Live 3 + Astrolab 37

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The Midlife Synthesist Unleashes a Portable Powerhouse: MPC Live 3 + Astrolab 37

Ever wondered if you could pack a stadium-sized sound into your rucksack? The Midlife Synthesist is back, pairing the MPC Live 3 with the Arturia Astrolab 37 for a cover of Coldplay’s ‘Fix You’ that’s equal parts heart and hardware. Expect slick workflow hacks, lush organ tones, and a few honest gripes about clackety keys and MIDI quirks. This isn’t your average polite gear demo – it’s a deep dive into portable production with a creator who knows his way around a groovebox and isn’t afraid to call out the rough edges. If you want to see a portable rig

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