Mate, hold onto your hats because Red Means Recording takes us on a wild ride with the new Tempora firmware from Beetle Crab. Imagine a granular processor as unpredictable as a kangaroo on a caffeine high. This video is a must-watch for anyone who loves synth gadgets with a sprinkle of chaos and a dash of Aussie charm, showcasing features that might just blow your board shorts off.

21. November 2025
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Red Means Recording and the Tempora Adventure
Unleashing the Tempora
Jeremy from Red Means Recording kicks off the segment with a vibrant introduction to the Tempora, Beetle Crab’s granular processor. This isn’t your run-of-the-mill synthesizer; it’s a device that takes audio grains and manipulates them into something entirely new. Imagine a soundscape as dynamic as the Aussie outback, constantly shifting and reshaping. The video promises a deep dive into firmware updates that are set to make waves in the synth community. Jeremy hints at exciting new additions, reminding us that this update could be the last one due to memory constraints, which gives it a bit of a ‘last hurrah’ aura. Truly, this gadget is as unpredictable as a kangaroo sipping on Red Bull, ready to leap into uncharted sonic territories.
Navigating the Granular Maze
In the hands of Jeremy, the Tempora becomes a wondrous puzzle to explore. He breaks down its functionality, showing how to load audio files and manipulate grains using what he calls emitters. With eight distinct tracks, each representing specific audio files, he illustrates the flexibility of the Tempora. Jeremy deftly navigates through loading files from an SD card, setting the stage for exploring audio chunks with precision and unbridled creativity.
What makes the Tempora truly unique is its adaptability. Jeremy explains how audio files can be divided into chunks, allowing each key to trigger different sections, creating a playground for sonic experimentation. The concept of emitters adds another layer, with Jeremy highlighting their capability to handle up to 100 grains and sync with BPM, adding rhythmic sophistication. This segment feels like watching a maestro conduct a symphony of chaos, underlining Jeremy’s ability to break down complex processes with ease and charm.
Jeremy’s excitement is palpable, particularly when he demonstrates the settings for grain density and grain length. The multitude of possibilities seems endless as emitters can operate with different settings, BPM syncing, and even grain length adjustments. Synth enthusiasts will find his walkthrough not only informative but also a delightful presentation of how technical prowess can marry artistic flair.

""These are all prepared to go together, but you can mix and match audio files in here.""
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The Magic of Euclidean Sequencing

""In this case, it's seven steps. So seven 16th notes. And how many do you want filled? In this case, it's three.""
© Screenshot/Quote: Redmeansrecording (YouTube)
Music geeks, rejoice! Jeremy rolls out the red carpet for the Tempora’s Euclidean sequencing capabilities. This feature, sounding as mathematical as it does mystical, allows for crafting intricate beat patterns that push the boundaries of creative expression. It’s like setting a barbie on fire with the precise intention to only mark the best beef.
Euclidean sequencing helps create rhythmic patterns that feel both calculated and spontaneous. In typical Jeremy fashion, he provides a step-by-step guide to setting base time values and filling steps with Euclidean magic. It’s a journey through a rhythmic wonderland, where mathematical concepts breathe life into the sonic canvas. Jeremy’s enthusiasm for these complex beat structures is infectious, making the explanation feel like an invitation to a sonic adventure.
With the Tempora, Euclidean sequencing isn’t just about precision; it’s about freedom of musical gestures. Jeremy shows how this feature allows you to experiment, mix, and match until you find that perfect beat. Imagining Euclidean sequences as eccentric as jazz riffs, the Tempora seems poised to redefine structuring sound in experimental music. Whether you’re a synth aficionado or just love unique beats, this section underscores why this update is worth the hype.
Introducing 'Age' and 'Slip': A Sonic Revolution
Hold onto your hats because the Tempora’s new effects, ‘Age’ and ‘Slip’, are set to transform sound design in ways you didn’t see coming. Jeremy dives into these effects with the enthusiasm of a kid in a lolly shop. ‘Age’ brings a lo-fi charm, as if your sound had just stumbled through a time warp, while ‘Slip’ adds a record-player warble, perfect for vintage vibes.
Jeremy demonstrates how these effects can add to techno music, and it becomes clear that ‘Age’ and ‘Slip’ offer more than just novelty. They allow soundscapes to take on character and depth, akin to watching a footy match in slow motion, where every detail is emphasized. His meticulous demonstration of these effects showcases how ‘Age’ can dirty up a track, adding a raw, compelling edge.
The versatility of the Tempora is on full display. As Jeremy manipulates the sound with these effects, it becomes apparent that this device is primed for immersive audio experiences. Imagine infusing your live set with textures that could invoke the ambiance of an old pub or the surrealism of a sci-fi soundtrack. The Tempora proves to be a formidable tool in the arsenal of any synth enthusiast.

""But mainly we get that kind of ugly pumping. It's a little too much compression, but for the purpose of what we're doing here, that's what I wanted.""
© Screenshot/Quote: Redmeansrecording (YouTube)
Polyphony and Modulation: The Live Setup Dream
Jeremy takes a moment to illustrate the Tempora’s polyphonic aftertouch and its potential in live performance environments. As he explores this function, he highlights how each vertical column acts as a wavetable, allowing for nuanced and responsive performances. It’s what live synth geeks dream of – the ability to let their music breathe and evolve in real-time.
Polyphonic aftertouch introduces an expressive dimension that expands beyond the static nature of traditional setups. Jeremy shows off the possibility to morph sounds by simply altering column pressure, creating evolving textures on the fly. For the creatively adventurous, this means crafting a live set that feels as dynamic as an ocean wave during a Melbourne storm.
Additionally, the step modulator takes centre stage, further enhancing live performance potential. Jeremy uses a step-sequencer-like interface to craft detailed modulations that can transform live sets into moving sound sculptures. Imagine a synth setup as versatile as a Swiss Army knife – that’s what the Tempora brings to the table with these updates, making live gigs not just performances but evolving sonic landscapes.
From Chillstep to Algojazz: A Genre-spanning Showdown
Versatility is the name of the game as Jeremy takes the Tempora through a whirlwind of genre-bending experiments. From chillstep’s smooth beats to algojazz’s cerebral rhythms, the Tempora proves its mettle. Jeremy orchestrates the sounds with a flair that makes genre boundaries feel as outdated as a VHS tape.
The chillstep segment showcases how the Tempora can handle downtempo vibes with finesse. It’s a bit like watching a sunset over Bondi Beach – calming yet visually stunning. Algojazz, on the other hand, displays the Tempora’s capability to juggle unpredictability and structure, as if playing chess with soundwaves.
Jeremy’s journey through these musical styles underscores the Tempora’s adaptability. It’s like having a little slice of musical heaven that can swing from one style to the next at the drop of a hat. By the end of this segment, it’s clear that the Tempora doesn’t just sit within a category; it creates its own, making it an essential piece of kit for any synthesist looking to explore the vast musical cosmos.
Tempora's Final Act in the Ambient and Techno Realm
As Jeremy wraps up the showcase of the Tempora, there’s a distinct emphasis on its suitability for creating ambient and techno soundscapes. The narrative ties together the journey from granular manipulations to complex sequences, capping off with a nod to its ambient applications. It’s like riding the iconic Great Ocean Road, where every bend reveals a new breathtaking view.
Jeremy’s passion comes through as he reflects on the potential of the Tempora in techno sets. The device is portrayed as not just an instrument but a partner capable of reshaping sound into art. For those captivated by ambient music, the Tempora stands as a beacon of creative exploration, inviting users to experiment with sound layers like a painter with a blank canvas.
The conclusion paints the Tempora as more than a tool; it’s an enabler of creative avenues that meld technical precision with artistic expression. Jeremy’s enthusiastic farewell suggests that this might be the last big hurrah for the Tempora firmware updates, leaving aspiring musicians and seasoned producers alike eager to dive into the myriad possibilities this compact, yet powerful device offers.
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