21. November 2025
Starsky Carr Unleashes the Beetlecrab Tempera V2.2: Granular Mayhem Gets a Dirty Upgrade
Starsky Carr dives headfirst into the Beetlecrab Tempera’s V2.2 update, and let’s just say this isn’t your nan’s granular synth. With new tricks like Euclidean sequencing, master dirtification, and poly aftertouch, Tempera is now a full-on rave bunker in a box. Starsky’s trademark deep-dive style slices through the interface weirdness, showing off everything from crunchy new effects to workflow tweaks that actually make sense. If you want to hear Anthony Hopkins rage against the dying of the light through a haze of digital chaos, this is the walkthrough you need. Strap in—this one’s for the hardware heads who like their
